When life gets insane and we start to lose our cool, my husband and I often look at each other and say, “Serenity Now. Serenity Now.” It’s a reference to one of our favorite Seinfeld episodes. Works really well when all of your kids are melting down. I ‘said’ those words over email to my [...]
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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
Dear Santa, do not bring these gifts to my house or you and I are done. FOR HER Peter Petrie Egg Separator The yolk stays in the head, while the egg white drips from Peter’s nostrils. Great for making holiday meringue! Yoga Toes I would rather have a bunionectomy. Silicone Pop-up Booty Enhancer And, the [...]
No one at the office will be “borrowing” the coffee mug you left in the break room if you own this brilliant invention. Behold the “Dirty Mug”. Gross but doubtlessly effective, the Dirty Mug always looks dirty even when its clean. I’ll take mine with cream, no sugar. Dirty Mug $9.99 at perpetualkid.com And if [...]
I know that my last post promised that this post would be more substantive than what I’ve been posting, but it’s just not. I don’t like to think of my last post as a I lie…I just thought you wouldn’t want something heavy and serious on your first day back to work after a long [...]
You’re being mindful of your expenses. You’ve stopped eating lunch out. You wake up a little earlier everyday to fix your turkey sandwich that you’ll take to work and store in the office refrigerator until lunchtime. It’s time to eat and you head to the break room, your mouth watering with the thought of your [...]
A friend posted this on Facebook today. Cracked me up. Wanted to share the LOLs. If you can’t see the video below, click here. Cougar Barbie
Best Thanksgiving song, ever! (Of course, it may the only Thanksgiving song ever. I can’t think of any others). Find more videos like this on www.truveo.com. Gobble, gobble! Catch you next week.
