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Dear Santa, do not bring these gifts to my house or you and I are done.
FOR HER
Peter Petrie Egg Separator
The yolk stays in the head, while the egg white drips from Peter’s nostrils. Great for making holiday meringue!

Yoga Toes
I would rather have a bunionectomy.

Silicone Pop-up Booty Enhancer
And, the tagline for the company, which produces this [...]

Me likes dumb gifts.  Me thinks this online web internet site sell the most funniest stoopid stuff in the hole world ever in the history of the earth. 

Seriously, I love these off-beat products.  Wouldn’t it be fun to get all of the people who come up with this stuff into one room…and give them all [...]