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The Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Dear Santa, do not bring these gifts to my house or you and I are done.
FOR HER
Peter Petrie Egg Separator
The yolk stays in the head, while the egg white drips from Peter’s nostrils. Great for making holiday meringue!

Yoga Toes
I would rather have a bunionectomy.

Silicone Pop-up Booty Enhancer
And, the tagline for the company, which produces this [...]

Mod Baby Gift Idea

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

I feel like I’m witnessing the end of my girlfriends having kids. The baby phase seems to have come and gone so quickly. After two and three and, in some cases of complete insanity, four kids, we either can’t take having any more kids in the house or can’t bear the thought of being pregnant [...]