Dear Santa, do not bring these gifts to my house or you and I are done.
FOR HER
Peter Petrie Egg Separator
The yolk stays in the head, while the egg white drips from Peter’s nostrils. Great for making holiday meringue!
Yoga Toes
I would rather have a bunionectomy.
Silicone Pop-up Booty Enhancer
And, the tagline for the company, which produces this [...]







