Dear Santa, do not bring these gifts to my house or you and I are done. FOR HER Peter Petrie Egg Separator The yolk stays in the head, while the egg white drips from Peter’s nostrils. Great for making holiday meringue! Yoga Toes I would rather have a bunionectomy. Silicone Pop-up Booty Enhancer And, the [...]
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Thursday, December 10th, 2009
Well, my big-ass holiday party is O-V-E-R. I don’t know about anyone else who attended, but I had a great time. Any party that ends with people (i.e., ‘me’) dancing on the furniture is a fun night. The White Cosmo cocktail (thank you, those who voted) was a big hit. I liked it so much [...]
For the past three days my kids have made their beds, kept their room clean, brushed their teeth and haven’t talked back to me. I have not had to ask or yell. You are DYING to know my secret, aren’t you? It’s killing you! No, it’s not Nanny Jo. It’s the Elf on the Shelf. “Who [...]
