I’m kinda obsessed with checking my blog stats – # visitors, where they’re coming from, which search terms are used to get to my site, etc.
I find the search terms especially insightful. Lots of visitors make it to the site because of some key posts of mine, like the designer laptop bags or the post about making your own eco-friendly cleaning products. The search term “Octo-Mom” sent my visits skyrocketing.
But, recently I’m getting a lot of pervs coming to the site looking for “hot moms with hips” or “hot granny moms” (what is a hot granny mom? Isn’t that redundant? You can’t be a granny without being a mom first. Duh.). Lots of people search “cougar moms” and end up on my lil ol’ blog (because of the Cougar Barbie video). But, I got one yesterday that just kinda sent me over the edge and I had to share it. It was “completely naked moms with there daughter together”. Um, okay. First, I wanna know how I even come up as a search result for that. Second, this moron needs a serious grammar lesson (“…with there daughter together”). And, third, eeeeEEEEEWWWW! I feel like my blog needs a shower. The only part about this that makes me grin is how disappointed those pervies must be when they get here and they see nasty Octo-Mom and Octo-Granny or a video of a muffin-topped, middle-aged Barbie doll.
Tee-hee-hee.
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June 1st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
That reminds me of when I wrote about “10 steps to the perfect jug of iced tea” and I started to get people looking for “perfect jugs”. ha!
June 1st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
eeehhwwww (and funny). blog shower indeed. Your should come to start up princess tomorrow about search engine terms. btw, mentioned you in my Home Tweet Home today
Debbie
June 1st, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Elaina – That is too funny.
Debbie – I'm going to come to start up princess. I will respond to the evite now. I will be wearing a pink carnation and a clown nose so you can identify me. Thanks for the tweet too!
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
oh my gosh! that is too funny & a little creepy! it as great meeting you last night!
xoxo, k
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Great meeting you too, K! Thanks for dropping by!
June 10th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Listen getting those search terms is a lot better than the ones I get "girl accidentally poops" or "girl poops panties"
COME ON DUDES!
July 18th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Hey Andrea,
I found you through a link on Delicious Design Studio. I was curious if you ever got your new design?
If not, check out this link and these reviews. I got nothing and can't seem to get a refund either.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/delicious-design-studio-sarasota
August 27th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
One of the more impressive blogs Ive seen. Thanks so much for keeping the internet classy for a change.
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