Your new, beautiful baby has changed your life. You stare endlessly at your precious little infant and all sorts questions go through your mind:
Will she make a mark on the world?
Will I live to see him get married?
Will she grow up healthy?
What will he look like with hair?!
I was actually writing two other posts today, but I came across this and I found it so utterly amusing, I had to post about it. Wigs for babies! There are four different “toupee” styles to cover your baby’s bald-ass head.
“You’re Fired!”…er…I mean…”You’re tired!”
“Royale with cheese”…er, I mean…”Poops-plosion to my knees.”
“Cover my nipple with that pasty”…er, I mean…”Milk from Mommy’s nipples is tasty.”
“No woman, no cry”….er, I mean…”No nap and I cry”.
(Is it me or does this baby look like he’s been hittin’ the ganja, mon?)
They need to add some other versions. The Lady Gaga? The Gwen? The Brad (Pitt)?
Any other suggestions?
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May 21st, 2009 at 10:37 am
OMG! So funny. I just had my baby do “The swipe” or “Comb over.”
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