You’re being mindful of your expenses. You’ve stopped eating lunch out. You wake up a little earlier everyday to fix your turkey sandwich that you’ll take to work and store in the office refrigerator until lunchtime.
It’s time to eat and you head to the break room, your mouth watering with the thought of your tasty little sammie. You open the refrigerator door, looking to find that little brown bag smiling back at you. You swear…you…put it…right…here…this morning…You shuffle the stacks of white styroform takeout boxes, wade through through the obstacle course of flavored coffee creamer containers with their high-fructose-corn-syrup goop oozing down the side, move the Tupperware containers of cut-up veggies that belong to the awesomely-friendly yet slightly overweight admin who’s on a her latest diet, and…there it is! You find it – your sandwich – not where you put it but it’s there. But…what’s this?! OH NO THEY DID NOT!!! One of your co-workers ate half of your delectable ‘wich of sand’. Who the hell does that?!
You can now stop lunch thieves dead in their tracks with the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag – a plastic bag which camoflauges your lunch in mold making it undesirable to the office fridge burglar. It a sad statement about the world these days if this is what one must resort to in order to protect one’s lunch, but these people must be stopped!
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags – $9.99 for 25 sandwich-size plastic (recyclable) bags at perpetualkid.com
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April 21st, 2009 at 7:49 am
And then someone decides to clean the fridge and throws out all moldy food. Dang. Foiled again.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:58 am
This is true. Maybe we should all just bring a padlocked lunchbox.
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 am
Oh man, I seriously thought this was a joke until I clicked over. Fantastic idea…until your coworkers see you eating the same lunch later.
April 24th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
This is absolutely hilarious (in a sad but true way) and perfectly brilliant!!
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