It’s that time of the month AND I woke up with a migraine so I am in quite a mood. Everything is bugging me. So you are going to be subjected to my “Top Things Irking Me Today” list:
- My kids’ inability to listen to me when I tell them to get their shoes on, provoking me to fly off the handle, doubtlessly causing them permanent psychological damage and deep-seeded mommy control issues
- Idiots who text while driving. OMG WTF???!
- French fries stuck next to the Cheerios in the crevasses of my sweet minivan interior
- My 2-yr-old eating old fries and Cheerios from the crevasses of my sweet minivan interior
- Sarah Palin (although the Tina Fey SNL skit from Saturday made me laugh)
- All of the papers in my office…on the desk…on the floor…STOP THE INSANITY!
- Laundry that was not moved from the washer to the dryer soon enough so it began to get funky and needs to be rewashed
- Losing my keys while 1.5 hours away from home with my three kids in 90-degree, sweltering heat (this happened this weekend but it’s still annoying me today)
- Flies. Shoo, you em-effers!
- Pants that are difficult to button this week that were not difficult to button last week
- The way dirty diapers make a garbage can smell
Oh, I’m sure there is more, but I feel just a little bad being such a downer…Sorry, gals!
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